Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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