I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
