I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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