i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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