At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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