You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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