You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
