I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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