hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
