Jerry, you need to find god
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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