After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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