Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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