whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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