That's when you crack a 10am beer
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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