I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Did you just see the Batmobile???
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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