do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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