what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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