My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dignity is for republicans.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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