Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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