its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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