I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
two words...techno handjob
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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