if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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