Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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