Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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