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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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