Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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