So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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