People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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