So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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