i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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