look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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