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Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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