I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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