they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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