I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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