I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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