thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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