That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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