dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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