Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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