like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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