He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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