would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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