Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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