you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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