I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have post one night stand depression
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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