i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he puts the penis in happiness.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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