So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is Oprah even human
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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