Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I can't turn off my feet"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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