Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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