Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what if I'm pregnant?
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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