i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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